Black Friday Warrior T-Shirts

'Oh, I retired years ago, but between Black Friday and the internet, nobody noticed!'

Shopping Days

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

Cut Price

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Pull an all-nighter?

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Changing Room Decisions

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Honesty in retail

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I got it in the sales."

'Our giant sale now on!'

Giant Sale!

"I'm going in."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Suits 50% Off

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop