Black Friday Deals Gifts

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Honesty in retail

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Our giant sale now on!'

Giant Sale!

"I got it in the sales."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Suits 50% Off

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

Black Friday