Black And White Art Pillows

'Sheesh! These party favors will be the death of us!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

The Thought Process.

"I feel your pain."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

bird interprets modern art

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

'Projectile painting.'

Wagging Dog

Pastorius wonders why.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

The Cremaster Cycle

Art Gallery.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

How to draw a martian!

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Prisoner still life painting.