Black And White Art Mugs

'Sheesh! These party favors will be the death of us!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

The Thought Process.

'Projectile painting.'

bird interprets modern art

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Wagging Dog

It's a call from Tate modern.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I feel your pain."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

The Cremaster Cycle

How to draw a martian!

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

Art Gallery.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Prisoner still life painting.