Black And White Art Fans Mugs

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

Cow at night.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Habanero ..."

Cubism Model

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Clown Painting in Museum

The drinker.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Munch Master.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Wallpaper Bouguet

Percentage artwork

Art Vandalism

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Vissarion Grigoryevich Belinsky