Bizarre Humor Lover Gifts

Apple Pie Abduction

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Crap from the future.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Pastry Hat

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Boomerang cow.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Honest Voting Stickers

The Monroe Doctrine

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Franz Kafka

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Only in America

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Eugene Ionesco

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Police Lineup Escape