Birthday Traditionalist Gifts

'But we didn't forget your birthday... Didn't you get the tweet we sent?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

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"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

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Graffiti on guard's horse

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving