Birthday Traditionalist Gifts

'But we didn't forget your birthday... Didn't you get the tweet we sent?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Elfie Stick

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

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"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

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Baptism Then and Now

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Balloon Surprise