Birthday Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

Happy Birthday

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Ahh, shade."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Swinging through the jungle.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Night of the Living Reindeer

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

' Love and pole vault'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"How much for just the ring?"

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

The Big Jump

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

Extreme Carolling

The latest fad to sweep the nation's high schools: trampoline shoes.

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

Santa Snowboarding

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

'Wheee!!!'

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'I sometimes wonder who all this is for.'

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

'How about a date tonight?. . . Well, how about tomorrow then?'