Birthday Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

Happy Birthday

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Ahh, shade."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Swinging through the jungle.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

' Love and pole vault'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"How much for just the ring?"

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Extreme Carolling

Santa Snowboarding

The Big Jump

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."

'I sometimes wonder who all this is for.'

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'Wheee!!!'

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

'How about a date tonight?. . . Well, how about tomorrow then?'

Dorothy instantly regretted asking Barry if he had enjoyed her special 'Birthday Curry' recipe