Birthday Of A History Enthusiast Gifts

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

The International and May Day Terrorism

Knight Golfing

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Where was the TSA?'

Moses' Tablet

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"It is we."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"