Birthday Card Creator Pillows

I'm here, Frank! It's birthday card time! ? ! Happy Birthday, America! (Published originally on June 29, 2003.)

Frosting the Snowman

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Cinéma Vérité

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Leaving cards.

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

Tiger Costume

Pin-atas

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

Seventh Birthday

The first birthday gift.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

Life begins at 60

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"She just uses all that make-up to hide her age."

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

A drum covered in candles

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Candle Menopause

'APPY Birthday,Grandad!'

Handel sitting on a piano