Birthday Blues Sympathizer Pillows

Dad, how come mom locked herself in the bathroom with a bottle of vodka?

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Happy Birthday to you.

'I hate Mondays.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Doctor in a cake

"I'm here for the hair."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Football party

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

Gaetono Donizetti

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"