Birthday Blues Sympathizer T-Shirts

Dad, how come mom locked herself in the bathroom with a bottle of vodka?

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Happy Birthday to you.

'I hate Mondays.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I'm here for the hair."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Doctor in a cake

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Balloon Surprise

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Birth Cake

Football party

Celebration in operating theatre.

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Gaetono Donizetti

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"