Birth Control Pillows

'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'

'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

Remote control pirate bully

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The cell phone soother for life.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Baby Mozart.

Botany Baby!

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

celebrating a birth.

Baby Playing Violin

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Baby Hairstyles.

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'She posted her first blog today.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.