Birth Control Prints

'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'

'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

Remote control pirate bully

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The cell phone soother for life.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Baby Mozart.

Botany Baby!

"WHich one is mine?"

Whoa

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

celebrating a birth.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Baby Playing Violin

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Baby Hairstyles.

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born