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'Wow! Now that's what I call a courtship display!'

Children's Parties

Life is for the birds.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

French Early Bird

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"You fly into a window, too?"

"The groceries are in the car."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"Take us to your feeder."

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

'Hey, you're growing fast alright: Your beak capacity has reached three litres!'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"Please be spaghetti."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."

"I'm a bird dog."

"Do as I say, not as I dodo."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

SOUTH OR BUST

"Mom feeds you the other way round? Come on, worms are worms. Now open your beaks, you brats!"

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

Seagull humour.

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."