Birdwatching Dreamers Pillows

'Wow! Now that's what I call a courtship display!'

Life is for the birds.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

French Early Bird

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

"The groceries are in the car."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Hey, you're growing fast alright: Your beak capacity has reached three litres!'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"Take us to your feeder."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"Please be spaghetti."

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"I'm a bird dog."

"Do as I say, not as I dodo."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

SOUTH OR BUST

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"I'm telling you, I can see great big eyes staring at me!"

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

Seagull humour.