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"It's five o'clock somewhere."

'Take no notice. He's bound to be gay with an outfit like that.'

'Hey! Don't you know how to knock?'

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Stay away from those ... they're fruitcake crumbs."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Life is for the birds.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Tequila Mockingbird

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'