Birdwatcher Delight Gifts

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

'Take no notice. He's bound to be gay with an outfit like that.'

'Hey! Don't you know how to knock?'

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Stay away from those ... they're fruitcake crumbs."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Children's Parties

Life is for the birds.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Now what?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."