Birdie Bard T-Shirts

"Oh sure it looks good from the outside, but you try bob, bob, bobbin' along, day in, day out."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

The Proust of Twitter

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Toastquest!

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

John takes a personivacation.

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"Wild Blueberries"

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Alas poor Yorrick

'Always looking in the wrong place phobia.'

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

"Let me do all the singing."

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'