Bird Watchers Empathetic Gifts

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Paralegal eagle.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

"The groceries are in the car."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"Take us to your feeder."

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

Peacekeeping?

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

"Please be spaghetti."

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"