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'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'Nice jingle!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Service."

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Repeat after me..."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'