"Look, professor, a Tibetan Blackbird or Turdus Maximus."
Bird Poop Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your bird poop enthusiast friend or family member? Our collection features amusing and lighthearted items that showcase their unique passion. Whether they love birds or enjoy the humor of quirky interests, these products will make them smile and feel appreciated. From playful mugs to witty t-shirts, our range is designed to delight and amuse.
Birds poop on people on bus 13.
'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'
"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
"When is my next parole hearing?"
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"
'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'
Polluted geese
"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."
"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."
Papageno from The Magic Flute
Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
'And when did you have your last owl movement?'
"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."
Knight feeding his kids.
"Trust me, you're not ready!"
'You know too much!'
Pigeon Little
'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'
How about going easy on the carbs
So you're a mocking bird...
'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'
Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.
"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."
'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.
Canada Goose Jackets
Murder in Apartment 6-K
Spring Training
'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'
Bird Poop Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Bird Poop Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for bird poop enthusiasts. Funny, clever designs make every coffee break a cheerful reminder of their unique hobby.
Bird Poop Enthusiast Pillows
Discover pillows that speak to bird lovers with a sense of humor. Comfortable and amusing, they add personality to any living space.
Bird Poop Enthusiast Prints
Browse our art prints that celebrate bird watching and the humor of bird-related surprises. Unique and eye-catching for any enthusiast.
Bird Poop Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for bird poop aficionados. Witty statements and quirky graphics make these shirts a fun way to wear their passion publicly.