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The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Don't repeat this."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Rod Stewart

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

A Cow Reversing

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'Sis! It's the man who can do every bird imitation - except migrate...'

'Do I really sound like that?'

'Hey, Mr. Jones. I'd know that voice anywhere!'

Teenage mimes are kinda boring.

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

Wordilly Durdillies - Simon was dressed to 'trill'

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."

"You're humming that tune our dryer makes when it's completed the cycle."