Bipolar Awareness Pillows

The ice melt during global warming clearly shows the world is bipolar

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

National Everything Awareness Day

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Can't even hold signs well.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Gullib-Os

CATCHY NAME

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

Pollution Look

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

Blind Cyclist

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

Transmitting Swine Flu.

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

Your Flexible Fiend.

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."