Bipolar Awareness Pillows

The ice melt during global warming clearly shows the world is bipolar

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

National Everything Awareness Day

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Can't even hold signs well.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Gullib-Os

CATCHY NAME

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

Pollution Look

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Blind Cyclist

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

Transmitting Swine Flu.

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

Your Flexible Fiend.