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"Why do we have to take hard classes like biology?"

Prize vegetables.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Plant Lady

Garden Goddess.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Obsession with the Internet.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

A day at the transgenic races

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Sperm Whale.

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'