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"Why do we have to take hard classes like biology?"

Prize vegetables.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Plant Lady

Garden Goddess.

A day at the transgenic races

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Obsession with the Internet.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'