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Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'You reek of crackers.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

Pizza Study Party

"I love college."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Lessons.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"