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Actually, your honor, he's not just my star witness. He's also my wingman.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Leslie Caron.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Getting to Know You

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Quentin Tarantino

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Oscars 2024

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Casting Director

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'