Buddy Film Enthusiast Mugs

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Spoiler alert."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Oscars 2024

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Casting Director

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."