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Biodanza.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Love a Mutt

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Agility God

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Beware of Falling Notice.

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Dogs life

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Epic Battles

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'