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Ruth had never seen Dr. Evans so at sixes and sevens.

"I've finally got my head together."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Secretive Weigh In.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

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"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Arthur, I need my space."

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

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Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Tightrope Walker.

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'Because we're your peers. We have the same job title and salary as you. That's why you shouldn't tell us you're an underachiever.'

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."