Bio-mechanics Buff T-Shirts

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

A day at the transgenic races

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Protoplasm

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...'

Man generating power for machine.

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

Quantum Mechanics.

None O' Your Larks

"Dermatology? That sounds interesting. Myself, I've always been in cardiology."

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Maize

Ice Cream Clones.

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

"I'm thinking about going big."

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

"Are you talking to amoeba?"