Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.
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A day at the transgenic races
'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'
Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.
Protoplasm
Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!
Money Tree
'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'
'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'
'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'
"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"
'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'
"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."
'Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...'
Man generating power for machine.
"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."
Quantum Mechanics.
University Staff Softball League Schedule. A group of people doing ecological studies is playing the DNA research team. Ah, heredity versus environment!
"Dermatology? That sounds interesting. Myself, I've always been in cardiology."
"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."
Our grocery carts are genetically modified.
Genetics Lab. You developed a dwarf cow? I call it "mini-moo"!
Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!
Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm
None O' Your Larks
'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'
Ice Cream Clones.
It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?
Maize
"I'm thinking about going big."
'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'
A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.
Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.
"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."
'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'
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