Mechanic Buff Prints

"Have to get the mirrors fixed again."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Especially modified you say..."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Knights of the Square Table.

'Chili again?'

'The buildings are merging.'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"FORE!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."