Mechanic Buff Mugs

"Have to get the mirrors fixed again."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Especially modified you say..."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

Knights of the Square Table.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'The buildings are merging.'

Sub Editor

US fears missile competition.