Bio-banter Lover Gifts

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

The Missing Ink

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

Bangers and Mash

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

'Here comes Ted.'

"It's Olive isn't it?"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'