Bingewatcher Gifts

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'There's nothing on.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'