Bingewatcher Mugs

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Children's Parties

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Bowled over again!

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

TV-Man

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"