Sitcom Bingewatcher Gifts

Boy sees picture of missing remote on milk cartoon.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'There's nothing on.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Succession 2

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Homo Zapiens

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"What would you like to watch again?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'