Sitcom Bingewatcher Gifts

Boy sees picture of missing remote on milk cartoon.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'There's nothing on.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Homo Zapiens

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Succession 2

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Now that's Real TV!'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"What would you like to watch again?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."