Binge-watching Ironist Gifts

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Tunnel of TV

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

"Goal!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

100 best beheadings

Homo Zapiens

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"What would you like to watch again?"

How the goat got square eyes.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."