Binge Drinking Buddy Gifts

'Before drinking, I always coat my stomach with butter.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Love is when you watch television together.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Tequila Mockingbird

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Tunnel of TV

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Wanna talk about it?

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

How the goat got square eyes.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Couch and Potato

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Next Round Indicator

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"