Binge Drinking Buddy Prints

'Before drinking, I always coat my stomach with butter.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Love is when you watch television together.

'I know it's gassy...'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Tunnel of TV

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

How the goat got square eyes.

Couch and Potato

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Next Round Indicator

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Wanna talk about it?

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."