Binge Drinking Gifts

'I've always allowed 24hour drinking here...'

'Next Tuesday's no good. I'm away all week on an eight day bender.'

'Wow!' - 'This is my wine cellar.' - 'How long do you lay them down for?' - 'Oh, it depends.' - '2 to 3 years?' - 'Give or take, yeah.'

Never start a booze-up with a tattooing-artist.

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'I tried jogging once, but it frothed up my beer.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

American Idle.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Love is when you watch television together.

TV-Man

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Shaken not stirred

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"You are still here."

"Goal!"

Tunnel of TV

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Succession 2

100 best beheadings

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Starvation Watching