Binge Drinking Gifts

'I've always allowed 24hour drinking here...'

'Next Tuesday's no good. I'm away all week on an eight day bender.'

'Wow!' - 'This is my wine cellar.' - 'How long do you lay them down for?' - 'Oh, it depends.' - '2 to 3 years?' - 'Give or take, yeah.'

Never start a booze-up with a tattooing-artist.

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'I tried jogging once, but it frothed up my beer.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

TV-Man

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Love is when you watch television together.

Shaken not stirred

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Tunnel of TV

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Goal!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Succession 2

"You are still here."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

100 best beheadings

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

A couple decides what to watch.