Binary Fashionista T-Shirts

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Salad Hat

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Now you're talking my language.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Beauty Shop

Fairy Queen

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

Ass-less Chaps

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Steampunk

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Zero Tolerance

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."