Binary Fashionista Pillows

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

Salad Hat

Museum of dog memorabilia

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

'Now you're talking my language.'

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Ass-less Chaps

Fairy Queen

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Beauty Shop

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Cat tail etiquette.

Steampunk

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

Zero Tolerance