Binary Bliss Seekers Pillows

Binary meditation.

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The Death of the Blues

Jumping Man

'Your website or mine?'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

Bouncing baby

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"