Binary Bliss Seekers T-Shirts

Binary meditation.

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

The Death of the Blues

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Jumping Man

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Your website or mine?'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

Bouncing baby

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"