Bin Lid Percussionist Mugs

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Marimba

I love my Timpani

Jazz is Invented

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

I love Marimba

"The guy's a natural!"

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Whack a Marimba

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Candles on Drum

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Levon Helm

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

The Triangle

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Person playing the cymbals.

Musician hurts his nose.

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

"Lots of people have writing partners..."

'I play it to kill time.'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.