"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"
Polar Percussionist Mugs
Start their day with a splash of musical humor! Our polar percussionist mugs feature clever designs that hit just the right note for percussion lovers and musical creatives alike.
A Symphony of Penguins
Marimba
Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra
Triangle
I love my Timpani
Jazz is Invented
"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"
"The Just Me Band"
"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"
"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"
Timpani.
Ginger Baker.
"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."
"Home school marching band"
Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...
'Either play faster or get out the band.'
I love Marimba
A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays
"Singing makes me self-conscious."
"The guy's a natural!"
'Mush, mush, mush.'
Whack a Marimba
"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."
Temporarily closed for resurfacing.
'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'
Levon Helm
Clydesdale never misses a beat.
Candles on Drum
"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."
'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'
The Triangle
"Don't worry I removed the instructions."
Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.
'I play it to kill time.'
Polar Percussionist Mugs Collection
Polar Percussionist Pillows
Check out our pillows for a comfy, artistic touch—ideal for music lovers and fans of icy rhythms.
Polar Percussionist Prints
Browse our collection of prints to add a creative, musical vibe to your space, inspired by the cool beats of the polar percussionist.
Polar Percussionist T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts that blend humor, music, and creativity—perfect for any polar percussionist or musical enthusiast.