A guide to ancient instruments.
Primitive Percussionist Mugs
Start their day with a witty or inspiring mug celebrating the primitive percussionist in them. Perfect for coffee or tea-loving rhythm enthusiasts who enjoy their musical moments with a splash of humor.
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Marimba
Triangle
I love my Timpani
Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra
Jazz is Invented
Chano Pozo,
"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"
"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"
"The Just Me Band"
Timpani.
Ginger Baker.
"Home school marching band"
'Either play faster or get out the band.'
I love Marimba
'Don't you just love that rap music!'
"The guy's a natural!"
A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays
Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.
"Singing makes me self-conscious."
"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."
Whack a Marimba
'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'
'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'
Candles on Drum
Levon Helm
Clydesdale never misses a beat.
"I can practice a different song."
The Triangle
I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.
Hell on trio island
Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.
"Don't worry I removed the instructions."
'I play it to kill time.'
Primitive Percussionist Mugs Collection
Primitive Percussionist Pillows
Browse our pillows to add rhythmic flair to any space. Fun, musical, and comfortable, these pillows celebrate the love of primitive percussion.
Primitive Percussionist Prints
Check out our art prints that showcase the primal beat. Artistic, lively, and perfect for adding musical energy to any room.
Primitive Percussionist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the primal percussionist’s soul. Bright, witty, and full of rhythm-inspired fun, perfect for everyday wear or musical outings.