Billing Sensei Pillows

'Before I give you your bill, Mr Fraser, can I ask you to step onto the crash-mat.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Not that slowly back...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

I am billing, therefore I am.

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Remedial Karate"

"I charge by the grain."

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

Medical Billing & Coding

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

Bicycle Pie Chart

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."

'The transplant went okay, but your insurance company is rejecting the bill.'

"Our hospital is dedicated to cost transparency for our patients. I think you'll find our prices are so transparent you can't even see them."

'Are these billable hours?'

More holiday ICD-10 codes you may encounter...